May 2013
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my kingdom for a Sterek fic reclist that aren’t clearly written and compiled by a 13-year-old straight girl
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littlemixbutts:
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i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...
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OH MY GOD
I was in the living room right, on my laptop (which is now safely hidden in the depths of my lair bedroom) and then one of my little sisters came back from her outing with her friend and obviously the friend’s mum came up to chat to my mum, right?
so long story short I was in my own living room during the weekend minding my own business reading lesbian smut on my own laptop when...
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fuck you denmark
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arkenstoners:
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
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the-parkster:
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
Count Fabula
Eyebrows
Hot men
Lesbians
Guy who named his shoes
Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
One of the Euphoria rip offs
Jesus
Thor
Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
Depressing song about birds
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highfunctioning-homosapien:
Every stereotype about Sweden is true: the musical
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phanesh:
jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE
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mermaidblues:
Azerbaijan more like hey I didn’t know Tyler Hoechlin could sing
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even the darkest night will end: michaonthemoon:... →
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yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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you hear that staticky sound? that isn’t...
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bureaucraticdeath:
I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair
I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters
I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices
I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude
I just love girls (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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fuckyeahgirlcrush:
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
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“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and...”
– Ursula Le Guin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
#i love dark and grim narratives a lot but i’m so sick of how popular they are#nope just because a story shows us the awful side of humanity and existence it doesn’t mean it’s good #nope just because a story shows us the awful sides of humanity and...
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I just saw a post shipping eugene and someone who wasn’t jack and I literally hissed at it
like I was a snake or a cat or something and trying to scare it away what the hell
jack/eugene is a far bigger problem in my life than I originally thought it was going to be?
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wow I’m totally in the mood for you to tell me that it’s not possible to think in different languages
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also today I cried because fantine loved her daughter so so much
she had to leave her without seeing her for years and years and she cut off her hair and gave her teeth without anaesthetic and she turned to prostitution even though it was so frowned upon and I’m guessing very dangerous at the time
and I am so goddamn angry because les thénardier were terrible terrible people who were just...
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crowmunculus:
festeringfae:
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luckylucianas:
the sj backlash to fetishizing gay male pairings has become an idea that casual homophobic(straight) liberals have latched on to as an argument against all m/m pairings and it’s getting really annoying please stop
#and calling m/m pairings mysogynistic ignores the fact that a lot of queer girls relate to queer dudes and are...
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galacticdrift:
thischarmingand:
In Our Bedroom After the War
Jack and Eugene, post SM1-3.
In which there is a reunion, and Jack lives up to his TV Tropes page designation as “innocently insensitive.”
Thiswas originally going to have slightly different dialogue in one spot and then Kas posted this and I pretty much couldn’t write anything else. So hat tip to you, Thewondersmith.
All the...
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galacticdrift:
carrying—my—crosses answered: maxine x paula please i just finished mission 11 and wow
I, um. This isn’t really going to help, I apologize.
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When she finally fell asleep the night after listening to Paula’s message, Maxine dreamed of Before — more of a memory than a dream, really, her mind casting back to one night like any other a few days before the outbreak. By the time...
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If the singers in the practice room next to me don’t SHUT UP right this second I cannot be held accountable for my actions
PRAISE THE LORD THEY’RE GOOOONNEE
Fuck is that a new student arriving
Heehee I’m going to play along with her warm-up scales one semitone below
The singing teacher just came in to yell at me but got distracted by...
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damascened:
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If the singers in the practice room next to me don’t SHUT UP right this second I cannot be held accountable for my actions
PRAISE THE LORD THEY’RE GOOOONNEE
Fuck is that a new student arriving
Heehee I’m going to play along with her warm-up scales one semitone below
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damascened:
damascened:
If the singers in the practice room next to me don’t SHUT UP right this second I cannot be held accountable for my actions
PRAISE THE LORD THEY’RE GOOOONNEE
Fuck is that a new student arriving
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damascened:
If the singers in the practice room next to me don’t SHUT UP right this second I cannot be held accountable for my actions
PRAISE THE LORD THEY’RE GOOOONNEE
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If the singers in the practice room next to me don’t SHUT UP right this second I cannot be held accountable for my actions
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whisperingtoghosts:
I wrote a song. I think it’s...
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owlapin:
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owlapin:
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button...
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wtf is up with waterloo that’s like the third time it’s been brought up unnecessarily
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why
does
this
chapter
exist
why
is
it
not
a
paragraph
at
the
head
of
the
next
section
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“Éclatante de face, délicate de profil, les yeux d’un bleu profond, les paupières...”
